Logan Square resident, or gentleman from Vietnam? Only you can decide.

Post birthday recovery treat (had the salmon tartine again)

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hijacking this for my birthday thanks bae

(via freakmode)

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"It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer" by Sean Tattam

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I’m the fucking Catalina wine mixer blitzer
Wolf in a shearling wording shit twisted
It’s a lovely day to go Blitzkrieg, isn’t it?
Listen if suicide pacts are your bag try dissin him
The blocked number, no star 69
Call, breathe heavy at your little sis, rock system
Come with the loud talk, limp back whispering
That motherfucker’s no victim

3.75 hours later… This is my last time at hot doug’s 😢 Gave Doug my thank yous and then proceeded to taunt everyone in line by eating very slowly in front of them.